{"id":129828,"date":"2021-06-23T09:02:09","date_gmt":"2021-06-23T09:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/precoinnews.com\/?p=129828"},"modified":"2021-06-23T09:02:09","modified_gmt":"2021-06-23T09:02:09","slug":"jeremy-clarkson-apologises-to-cotswold-locals-after-fan-chaos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/precoinnews.com\/world-news\/jeremy-clarkson-apologises-to-cotswold-locals-after-fan-chaos\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeremy Clarkson apologises to Cotswold locals after fan chaos"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Jeremy Clarkson apologises to Cotswold locals after hundreds of fans of his Amazon show tried to visit his Diddly Squat farm shop causing three-hour traffic jams on quiet rural roads<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Clarkson&#8217;s Farm sees star working on site in idyllic countryside in Chadlington<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>But the show&#8217;s roaring success has created chaos for neighbours in the village<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>The broadcaster has since said he is &#8216;truly sorry&#8217; for disruption that was caused\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jeremy Clarkson has apologised to his neighbours after hundreds of fans of his new Amazon show tried to visit his Diddly Squat farm shop, causing three-hour traffic jams on quiet rural roads.<\/p>\n<p>Clarkson&#8217;s Farm sees the ex-Top Gear host, 61, working on his 1,000 acre farm, located between Chipping Norton and Chadlington in the idyllic countryside\u00a0in Oxfordshire.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But the show&#8217;s roaring success &#8211; and the opening of Clarkson&#8217;s popular Diddly Squat Farm Shop &#8211; has created chaos for villagers who are more accustomed to cows than congestion.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Locals were left horrified at the weekend after pictures emerged of hundreds of cars piling up on nearby roads, causing huge queues for residents and sparking calls to the police.<\/p>\n<p>Clarkson has since apologised, admitting the scenes of gridlock were the result of &#8216;our mistake&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/23\/06\/44479683-9715639-Chadlington_residents_were_left_horrified_as_large_queues_formed-a-2_1624426703664.jpg\" height=\"421\" width=\"632\"><\/p>\n<p>Chadlington residents were left horrified as large queues formed on the usually quiet country roads in the idyllic Cotswolds countryside<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/23\/06\/44565899-9715639-image-a-7_1624427101019.jpg\" height=\"270\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/09\/44479617-9707945-image-a-23_1624262844089.jpg\" height=\"423\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>Hundreds of Jeremy Clarkson fans descended on his Oxfordshire farm in the hopes of spotting him this weekend<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/09\/44479613-9707945-image-a-32_1624263874503.jpg\" height=\"423\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>Crowds and queues built up at the Diddly Squat Farm Shop the day after the release of the hit Amazon Prime Video series, Clarkson&#8217;s Farm<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/23\/06\/44479615-9715639-The_show_s_roaring_success_and_the_opening_of_Clarkson_s_popular-a-3_1624426717647.jpg\" height=\"422\" width=\"632\"><\/p>\n<p>The show&#8217;s roaring success &#8211; and the opening of Clarkson&#8217;s popular Diddly Squat Farm Shop &#8211; has created chaos for villagers who are more accustomed to cows than congestion<\/p>\n<p>The broadcaster posted on social media:\u00a0&#8216;People of Chadlington. I&#8217;m truly sorry about the traffic around our farm shop last weekend. We are doing everything we can to improve the situation.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>He added that the store &#8211; which sells honey, milk, jam and a candle called This Smells Like My\u00a0B******* &#8211; should have been made bigger to cater for the level of interest.<\/p>\n<p>Over the weekend, one neighbour wrote on a local Facebook forum:\u00a0&#8216;Avoid going anywhere near Diddly Squat farm shop, whole road is blocked again, but worse there are people stopping on the 60mph bend with nowhere to go.&#8217;\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Others warned the congestion at the scene was an &#8216;accident waiting to happen&#8217;.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Clarkson will not be remotely bothered. I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s laughing at us all from behind the shop till,&#8217; a third person added.<\/p>\n<p>The emergency services were contacted as pictures emerged of hundreds of cars being left at the side of the road.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>A Thames Valley Police spokesperson said: &#8216;Officers received reports in relation to congestion on the roads in Chadlington.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Officers attended the scene, but no crime had been committed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Our neighbourhood team for the area is aware of the situation.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Clarkson bought the plot of land in 2008 and Clarkson&#8217;s Farm follows the presenter&#8217;s highs and lows of tackling a 1,000 acre working farm.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The presenter recently revealed he was &#8216;the happiest he has ever been&#8217; and that he &#8216;loved every second&#8217; of filming the new hit show.<\/p>\n<p>His Diddly Squat shop is described as a &#8216;small barn full of good, no-nonsense things&#8217; on its official website.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The Amazon Prime\u00a0<span>series follows an intense and frequently hilarious year in the life of Britain&#8217;s most unlikely farmer and his team, as they contend with the worst farming weather in decades, disobedient animals, unresponsive crops, and an unexpected pandemic.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/23\/06\/44479467-9715639-Viewers_have_rated_the_new_show_highly_as_Jeremy_realised_the_ha-a-4_1624426720223.jpg\" height=\"421\" width=\"632\"><\/p>\n<p>Viewers have rated the new show highly as Jeremy realised the harsh realities of working land to produce crops and rear livestock, amid a global pandemic and record-breaking rainfall<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/23\/06\/44479433-9715639-Clarkson_bought_the_plot_of_land_in_the_Cotswolds_in_2008_and_Cl-a-5_1624426723001.jpg\" height=\"473\" width=\"632\"><\/p>\n<p>Clarkson bought the plot of land in the Cotswolds in 2008 and Clarkson&#8217;s Farm follows the presenter&#8217;s highs and lows of tackling a 1,000 acre working farm<\/p>\n<p><span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Meanwhile, a\u00a0<\/span>dry stone waller who inspired Clarkson to launch the show already has his own fan account on Twitter despite having an accent so thick that many viewers have been left needing to turn on the subtitles.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Gerald Cooper, who is 72 according to the Top Gear star, has stolen the show alongside a younger farm hand Kaleb Cooper, 21, and the pair have won the nation&#8217;s heart for not letting outspoken Clarkson get away with any nonsense.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Clarkson recently revealed that Gerald&#8217;s funny demeanour inspired him to create the show.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He told Farmers Weekly: &#8216;He&#8217;s such a character, I knew he&#8217;d be great on TV.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Gerald has been combine harvesting on the farm for 50 years and seems to have a constant smile on his face.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>However in one hilarious encounter, Gerald is helping Clarkson to harvest crops but because of his thick West Country accent the Top Gear presenter was unable to understand him at all.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And in the end some of the crops were wasted because Clarkson couldn&#8217;t keep up with Gerald.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Clarkson told the Oxford Mail: &#8216;It doesn&#8217;t matter if you can&#8217;t understand what he&#8217;s talking about, because he&#8217;s usually talking about Manchester United.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;He&#8217;s fantastic. We&#8217;ve known each other for a very long time. He&#8217;s 72, also never been outside the village, but has worked on this farm for 50 years. He&#8217;s a great dry stone-waller, which is a dying art.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p> Gerald has caused such a stir amongst viewers that he already has his own fan account on Twitter where people can post their favourite clips of him from the show.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Its biography says it is a &#8216;fan account for the legend that is Gerald Cooper&#8217;.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/20\/44502405-9709733-image-a-1_1624305465754.jpg\" height=\"379\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>Gerald Cooper (pictured with Clarkson), who is 72 according to the Top Gear star, has stolen the show alongside a younger farm hand Kaleb Cooper, 21, and the pair have won the nation&#8217;s heart for not letting outspoken Clarkson get away with any nonsense<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/20\/44502401-9709733-image-a-2_1624305471903.jpg\" height=\"377\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>Clarkson recently revealed that Gerald&#8217;s (pictured) funny demeanour inspired him to create the show<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/20\/44502403-9709733-image-a-3_1624305476346.jpg\" height=\"378\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>Gerald has been combine harvesting on the farm for 50 years and seems to have a constant smile on his face<\/p>\n<p>Gerald\u00a0has won an army of fans, alongside young Kaleb Cooper, 21, who despite being a namesake is not thought to be a relation.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Straight-talking Kaleb Cooper, 21, who is filmed\u00a0repeatedly giving Mr Clarkson a dressing down during the hit series\u00a0Clarkson&#8217;s, freely admits his millionaire employer &#8216;really annoys me&#8217;\u00a0and declared today: &#8216;I&#8217;m the boss really&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Cooper, who was born and bred in the Cotswolds and hadn&#8217;t left the area until the show was made, couldn&#8217;t be further from the Chipping Norton set Mr Clarkson is a member of.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But he has helped the former\u00a0Top Gear presenter and amateur farmer get to grips with his 1,000 acre farm in Oxfordshire, with the pair becoming an unlikely TV double act.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking today Kaleb told ITV&#8217;s This Morning: &#8216;I&#8217;m the boss really. It&#8217;s very difficult to work with him &#8211; he doesn&#8217;t listen to me &#8211; but the good thing is he does have a genuine interest in the farming. But yeah he don&#8217;t (sic) listen, that&#8217;s why you see me shout at him, and I do get genuinely angry when he does make a mistake&#8217;.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Mr Cooper says the star is his boss and his friend, but the show reveals they have a fiery relationship, with Clarkson often causing chaos on the Lamborghini tractor he bought for his fields, and Kaleb sometimes storming off in frustration.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/20\/44502399-9709733-image-a-4_1624305480234.jpg\" height=\"377\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>Gerald has caused such a stir amongst viewers that he already has his own fan account on Twitter where people can post their favourite clips of him from the show<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/23\/06\/44491271-9715639-An_exasperated_Kaleb_Cooper_21_has_to_deal_with_one_of_Mr_Clarks-a-6_1624426887911.jpg\" height=\"370\" width=\"630\"><\/p>\n<p>An exasperated Kaleb Cooper, 21, has to deal with one of Mr Clarkson&#8217;s farming blunders on the show<\/p>\n<p>In one hilarious moment in Season 1 of the Amazon Prime show Clarkson&#8217;s Farm, Kaleb gives him a dressing down when Jeremy spectacularly failed to get to grips with seeding crops.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>An irate Kaleb yells at him: &#8216;You&#8217;re going to have no tramlines &#8211; so when I come to spray it and fertilise it, how do I know where to drive?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>When Mr Clarkson promises to do it &#8216;properly&#8217; now,\u00a0Kaleb angrily continued: &#8216;No, it&#8217;s too late. You&#8217;re pretty much screwed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You haven&#8217;t even drilled it straight. That&#8217;s as straight as a roundabout&#8217;, he yells, before storming off.<\/p>\n<p>Clarkson, known for his fiery temperament that saw him sacked by the BBC for punching a Top Gear producer, says humbly: &#8216;I&#8217;ve learnt my lesson now, I won&#8217;t do it again&#8217; before promising to buy his young charge a beer to say sorry.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><span><span>From Top Gear to top of the crops! What happened when Jeremy Clarkson swapped the fast lane for farm life? He planted the seeds of a new TV triumph, thanks to an even ruder sidekick, a long-suffering girlfriend&#8230; and a tractor bigger than his ego<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>This has to be the worst elevator pitch for a TV show&#8230; in the world. Slightly decomposing, 61-year-old petrolhead buys farm in 2008, parties hard with Chipping Norton Set, and 11 years later has a road-to-Damascus conversion on the M4 about his direction in life.<\/p>\n<p>After years of burning rubber, he hears the call of the wild, and when his farm manager retires in 2019 he takes the objectively mad decision to farm the 1,000 acres of arable land on his own, just ahead of the wettest winter for a century, despite knowing zip about agriculture and having renamed his farm &#8216;Diddly Squat&#8217; in reflection of the land&#8217;s main feature \u2014 it&#8217;s total lack of productivity.<\/p>\n<p>The result? A ruddy, muddy triumph!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/21\/44505177-9710307-image-a-41_1624308694637.jpg\" height=\"423\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>Every word that comes out of Jeremy Clarkson&#8217;s mouth is funny, and our appealingly cack-handed leading man has a dream supporting cast of everyday countryfolk<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/23\/44505179-9710307-Every_man_and_his_dog_tells_Clarkson_that_the_monster_tractor_an-a-6_1624313009481.jpg\" height=\"284\" width=\"633\"><\/p>\n<p>Every man and his dog tells Clarkson that the monster tractor, an over-engineered Lamborghini, is too big<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/21\/44505193-9710307-image-a-43_1624308703570.jpg\" height=\"423\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>After years of burning rubber, he hears the call of the wild, and when his farm manager retires in 2019 he takes the objectively mad decision to farm the 1,000 acres of arable land on his own<\/p>\n<p>Clarkson&#8217;s Farm is perfect telly: educational, entertaining, funny, even moving. I can see why Amazon Prime commissioned eight episodes and viewers are already begging for a second series.<\/p>\n<p>Every word that comes out of Jeremy Clarkson&#8217;s mouth is funny, and our appealingly cack-handed leading man has a dream supporting cast of everyday countryfolk: there&#8217;s bleach-blond farm boy Kaleb Cooper, a son of the soil who knows all the fields by name, and who went to London once and didn&#8217;t like it (too many people).<\/p>\n<p>Charlie Ireland, the reliably measured farm manager who sits Clarkson down and tells him his farmer&#8217;s starter pack of tractor, cultivator, trailer, new drill and sprayer will cost a cool quarter of a million, leading to our anti-hero &#8216;firing up his chequebook&#8217; and heading to a sale of lethal rigs that looks like a &#8216;medieval funfair&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Not to mention Clarkson&#8217;s leggy Irish girlfriend Lisa Hogan.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t explain how gripping it is watching Clarkson drill seed in field after field, cutting corners and being yelled at by a composed young man a third his age. Or how pleasurable it is seeing him in his new habitat, poring over sprouting seed and Farmer&#8217;s Weekly in his man-shed. Or the drama when every man and his dog tells Clarkson that the monster tractor, an over-engineered Lamborghini, is too big.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s just one problem. So popular is the programme that fans are now queuing for miles to visit the farm shop, with police called to ease the congestion.<\/p>\n<p>As the granddaughter and daughter of farmers, I found Clarkson&#8217;s Farm utterly compulsive, and inspiring, and sad \u2014 because part of me knows how this movie ends.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/21\/44505197-9710307-image-a-45_1624308740535.jpg\" height=\"354\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>At his side is his girlfriend Lisa Hogan, the beauty to his craggy, weather-beaten charm. The Irish mother-of-three, 51, started off as an actress, and now works as a sculptor<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/21\/22\/44505181-9710307-The_farm_s_name_Diddly_Squat_is_he_says_a_reference_to_how_much_-a-2_1624311135071.jpg\" height=\"423\" width=\"634\"><\/p>\n<p>The farm&#8217;s name, Diddly Squat, is, he says, a reference to how much money it makes<\/p>\n<p>I know how the struggle for British farmers too often availeth all too little; my grandfather held a farm sale in 1969 and described it as &#8216;the saddest day of his life&#8217; \u2014 and the family farm in Exmoor is managed by my father but tenant-farmed.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no end of jeopardy and tragedy among the gambolling lambs and rolling fields. With this farm, Clarkson has taken on the challenge of his lifetime; biblical deluges, a stroppy girlfriend, and a predatory invasion of flea beetle (and that&#8217;s only episode one).<\/p>\n<p>Frankly, Clarkson&#8217;s Farm-ageddon has more character, incident and plot than most box sets and I&#8217;m here for it till the cows (and his escaped sheep) come home.<\/p>\n<p>So just what is Clarkson&#8217;s Farm, what does he sell in that besieged shop \u2014 and how can a man more used to handling a gear stick find his way around a sheep? BETH HALE has the farming lowdown . . .<\/p>\n<h3>MEETING HIS MATCH in salt-of-the-earth Kaleb\u00a0<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/1s\/2021\/06\/23\/06\/44505571-9715639-When_Kaleb_returns_to_discover_Clarkson_has_not_planted_the_seed-a-1_1624426651706.jpg\" height=\"184\" width=\"276\"><\/p>\n<p>When Kaleb returns to discover Clarkson has not planted the seeds in the correct order, it&#8217;s comedy gold<\/p>\n<p>The breakout star has to be farmhand Kaleb Cooper, pictured, a straight-talking 22-year-old who looks like a young Boris Johnson.<\/p>\n<p>With Clarkson facing potential ruin running his own farm, it is Kaleb, who worked on the farm with the previous farmer, who puts him in his place. He spends six hours teaching Clarkson how to drill seeds into a field to ensure a bumper harvest of wheat and barley. But, typically, Clarkson ignores his instructions.<\/p>\n<p>When Kaleb returns to discover Clarkson has not planted the seeds in the correct order, it&#8217;s comedy gold. &#8216;What have you done?&#8217; he cries. &#8216;When I come to spray it and fertilise how do I know where to drive? That&#8217;s as straight as a roundabout.&#8217; &#8216;I&#8217;ll do it properly now or is it too late?&#8217; asks a cowed Clarkson. &#8216;Oh, it&#8217;s too late. You&#8217;re pretty much screwed,&#8217; states Kaleb.<\/p>\n<p>In another memorable scene, Clarkson begins: &#8216;I&#8217;ve got a choice. I could either go back to London and resume my new life\u2026&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Before he has a chance to finish, Kaleb says: &#8216;Yeah, do that.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>His new-found fame has seen Kaleb gain 80,000 followers on Instagram, and he gets stopped for pictures in the street. Clarkson says of him: &#8216;He&#8217;s an absolute superstar . . . He dresses like a 60-year-old, and he&#8217;s the least woke person I&#8217;ve ever met \u2014 he tells me I&#8217;ve f***ed up on an hourly basis. His wife gave birth to a baby boy in March and I&#8217;m really glad because it was a day off from being shouted at for me.&#8217;<\/p>\n<h2>SO, WHAT IS CLARKSON&#8217;S FARM?<\/h2>\n<p>The premise of the show lays in Clarkson&#8217;s valiant efforts to prove he can become a farmer \u2014 a profession of which he has pitifully little experience. Cue battles galore with an abundance of mud, a flock of errant (and costly) sheep, and a sharp-shooting farmhand. The first five minutes of episode one sees him declare: &#8216;The most important job of all is planting wheat and barley in all these big fields. How do you do that? No idea. Honestly. I have absolutely no clue.&#8217; Countryfile it is not.<\/p>\n<p>Clarkson has actually owned his 1,000-acre patch of prime Cotswolds land \u2014 sandwiched between Chipping Norton and Chadlington, and just down the road from David Cameron&#8217;s country pad \u2014 since 2008, but the farming bit was done by a farmer from the nearby village, until he announced he was retiring in 2019.<\/p>\n<p>And so Clarkson, with the braggadocio of the best part of quarter of a century wrestling cars over miscellaneous terrain, took over.<\/p>\n<p>The farm&#8217;s name, Diddly Squat, is, he says, a reference to how much money it makes. It&#8217;s a fairly typical arable farm, but viewers also get to witness Clarkson taking on a flock of sheep and building his own farm shop.<\/p>\n<p>Celebrity fans include Kirstie Allsopp, who says: &#8216;I thought he would be making a mockery of farming and generally a**ing about but he is really passionate about it. Clarkson&#8217;s Farm has done more to explain how hard work farming is than Countryfile has managed in 33 years. It should be required viewing for every Year 8 child.&#8217;<\/p>\n<h2>THE RIGHT-HAND WOMAN<\/h2>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just Clarkson turning his hand to farming. At his side is his girlfriend Lisa Hogan, the beauty to his craggy, weather-beaten charm. The Irish mother-of-three, 51, started off as an actress, and now works as a sculptor.<\/p>\n<p>The pair&#8217;s relationship went public in early 2017, coming after his break up with his former mistress Phillipa Sage. Phillipa was accused of having an affair with the broadcaster \u2014 then married to second wife Frances Cain \u2014 in 2011 while working alongside him on Top Gear. Clarkson and Frances went on to split in 2014.<\/p>\n<p>Like the show&#8217;s farmhands, Lisa is not one to be cowed by the bombastic presenter. In one scene she gives him short shrift when she discovers that rather than a pond to attract more animal life to the farm, Clarkson has, in fact, created a muddy quagmire.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What the f*** are you doing up here?&#8217; she erupts. &#8216;It&#8217;s a wetland area,&#8217; retorts Clarkson.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Holy s***, Jeremy! What are you gonna do with all this soil? Nothing&#8217;s going to come and live here!&#8217; she responds.<\/p>\n<p>And she&#8217;s vital to the show for more than just her camera presence. Thanks to the pandemic, for much of the series she had to become camerawoman. She also witnessed both the moment Clarkson gets stung on the bottom by a bee, and when a truculent sheep catches him with a well-aimed kick to the groin. Singing her praises, Clarkson says she has &#8216;worked her socks off&#8217; in the farm shop. &#8216;I think she&#8217;s really enjoying doing that, because she&#8217;s even less of a country girl than I am . . . and yet there she is with her filthy Doc Martens on, stomping around, running that farm shop and loving it&#8217;.<\/p>\n<h2>THE REST OF THE FLOCK<\/h2>\n<p>There&#8217;s also adviser &#8216;cheerful&#8217; Charlie Ireland \u2014 who helps Clarkson negotiate the apparently endless red tape that comes with farming \u2014 and shepherdess Ellen Helliwell, who educates him as to getting to grips with his flock of 75 sheep (including two rams Wayne Rooney and Leonardo DiCaprio). Or at least she tries.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Ordinarily, for the lambing, we would have had a number of people there to help . . . but because of Covid, we couldn&#8217;t have anybody,&#8217; said Clarkson in a recent interview. &#8216;So, I had to do it all night long, and I had no idea what I was doing. I went in the wrong hole one night. Honestly, Ellen is going, &#8216;Can you not feel anything?&#8217; I was going, &#8216;No, there&#8217;s nothing up here.&#8217; She&#8217;s going, &#8216;You must be able to feel its legs&#8217;.&#8217; So, I&#8217;m going deeper, and the sheep was looking at me like, &#8216;What are you doing?&#8217; So that was all very embarrassing. I had my hand up its bum.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Completing the line-up is dry-stone wall whizz Gerald Cooper, 72, who has been working on the farm for 50 years and whose thick country accent often confounds his co-star.<\/p>\n<h2>ONCE A PETROLHEAD&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>He may have had to forgo his supercars, but what&#8217;s a petrolhead going to do when looking for wheels at an agricultural auction? Splash out on a Lamborghini tractor, of course.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I have 40 forward gears and 40 reverse gears,&#8217; he chirrups excitably of the ten-ton monster. The problem is, the European hitch is not compatible with British farming equipment and Jeremy cannot understand the onscreen instructions (it&#8217;s come from Germany). Plus, as Lisa points out, it&#8217;s so big it doesn&#8217;t fit in the barn. Rather than ditch his new toy, Clarkson builds a bigger barn. Kaleb&#8217;s view? &#8216;It is the worst tractor anyone could have. It is in the shed now where it should stay and rot.&#8217;<\/p>\n<h2>SHOWING HIS SOFTER SIDE<\/h2>\n<p>His screen presence might typically be larger than life, but what captures viewers is Clarkson&#8217;s surprisingly heart-on-sleeve approach to the task at hand.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no faking his worry as the autumn floods of 2019 threaten his crops and then, eight months into filming, coronavirus brings lockdown. Most of the crew had to depart, leaving Clarkson and Lisa filming themselves.<\/p>\n<p>Clarkson offers a glimpse of just how much this project matters when it won&#8217;t stop raining for six days, which means less time to sow seed.<\/p>\n<p>Each day he&#8217;s late costs him tons and tons of yield from each field \u2014 which in turns costs him tens of thousands of pounds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;The situation now, I&#8217;d call it desperate,&#8217; he says, as he prays for the rain to stop.<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s the moment when the tough guy persona crumbles as he takes three sheep to the abattoir, and we see him crying in his car. &#8216;They&#8217;d been ruinously expensive. But these belligerent, sex-mad, illness machines had brought a lot of joy to the farm,&#8217; he says. &#8216;I&#8217;d grown to love having them around.&#8217; What a softie. Well, at least until he ate them in a hearty shepherd&#8217;s pie . . .<\/p>\n<h2>WHAT ABOUT THE CASH?<\/h2>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t look like Diddly Squat will be growing Jezza&#8217;s millions any time soon; it&#8217;s not giving too much away to reveal that in episode eight, Clarkson is told his profit for the year is \u00a3144.<\/p>\n<p>He does know how to spend though, splurging \u00a340,000 on that tractor, then tens of thousands more on other equipment. On a whim he spends \u00a311,000 on 78 sheep, then \u00a32,000 on a fence to keep them in.<\/p>\n<p>Yet Amazon did strike a \u00a3160 million production deal for The Grand Tour (with Clarkson and his co-presenters rumoured to have made \u00a38 million in profits from the company they set up together, following the first season) so they are presumably paying him handsomely for this, too.<\/p>\n<p>The series is Clarkson&#8217;s first solo TV venture for Amazon Prime Video, which he joined after his Top Gear stint came to an ignominious end in 2015 when he was sacked for hitting a producer.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the Diddly Squat Farm Shop opened last year and has apparently been doing a roaring trade. An &#8217;emporium of edible delights. And potatoes&#8217;, declares the website.<\/p>\n<p>However, it didn&#8217;t have a smooth start. In March, Clarkson wrote: &#8216;My shop had only been open a few days when we received a stern letter warning us that our rather lovely ice cream had been made from the juice of cows that lived eight miles away, in Gloucestershire, and that this contravened a clause that said that we could only sell produce from West Oxfordshire.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Since then we&#8217;ve been told that the roof is the wrong colour, that the sign is 0.3 of a metre too wide, that we aren&#8217;t allowed to sell teas and coffees, that the gingham covering on the straw bales contravenes Covid regulations, that the car park is a road safety hazard, that the sausage rolls are wrong in some unfathomable way, and that if we were allowed to sell beer, yobbos would come and urinate in the graveyard.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>As well as the usual farm shop fare \u2014 which comes from the farm and &#8216;our neighbours in the Cotswolds&#8217; \u2014 it sells hamburgers and draught beer. Not to mention a candle inspired by Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s infamous vagina candle called &#8216;This smells like my b******s&#8217;. 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