{"id":145416,"date":"2021-11-22T17:08:04","date_gmt":"2021-11-22T17:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/precoinnews.com\/?p=145416"},"modified":"2021-11-22T17:08:04","modified_gmt":"2021-11-22T17:08:04","slug":"cheeky-girl-8-asks-santa-for-vagina-wash-for-mum-in-funny-christmas-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/precoinnews.com\/world-news\/cheeky-girl-8-asks-santa-for-vagina-wash-for-mum-in-funny-christmas-list\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Cheeky&#8217; girl, 8, asks Santa for vagina wash for mum in funny Christmas list"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk\/incoming\/article25515088.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615\/1_PAY-Kennedy-News-and-Media.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Join the\u00a0Secret\u00a0Elves to get first access to our exclusive reviews of the must-have products this year.<\/p>\n<p>A &quot;cheeky&quot; schoolgirl has asked Santa for vaginal wash to keep her mum&apos;s intimate area &quot;fresh&quot; in a hilarious Christmas list.<\/p>\n<p>Amelia Farmer, eight, cannot be accused of just thinking of herself with her festive wish list which hilariously includes Femfresh for her mum.<\/p>\n<p>The letter Amelia penned for Santa Claus left mum Kelsey King, 29, in hysterics as a vaginal wash for her was alongside Amelia&apos;s dream presents of a laptop and gymnastics bar.<\/p>\n<p>Facebook users told Kelsey it was &quot;the cutest Christmas list ever&quot; and that she should treasure it for ever.<\/p>\n<p>Kelsey from Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, said: &quot;I thought it was absolutely hilarious when I saw it.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk\/incoming\/article25515091.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615b\/0_PAY-Kennedy-News-and-Media.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>&quot;I was so shocked. She sent it to me while I was at work from her phone.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I didn&apos;t ask for her Christmas list, she just decided to do it. She&apos;s always funny and she is normally quite cheeky.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;She writes a Christmas list every year but they aren&apos;t usually this funny. Amelia is natural funny, she doesn&apos;t know how funny she is.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;It&apos;s thoughtful of her, I didn&apos;t write anything for my mum on my Christmas list at that age.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk\/incoming\/article25515092.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615b\/0_PAY-Kennedy-News-and-Media.jpg\"><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<figure data-mod=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk\/incoming\/article25514277.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615\/0_crash-1.jpg\"><\/figure>\n<p>Wisconsin Christmas parade video: Horror moment car ploughs into crowd killing 5<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/s2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/@trinitymirrordigital\/chameleon-branding\/publications\/dailystar\/img\/logo-schema-dailystar.png\"><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Luckily the mum-of-two admits she doesn&apos;t embarrass easily and found the request so funny that she shared it on social media. <\/p>\n<p>Alongside a photo of the list, which also included a water bottle and a journal, Kelsey wrote: &quot;My daughter&apos;s so kind thinking of her momma.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>The post had readers in fits of giggles and racked up more than 1,000 comments with some people sharing similar experiences.<\/p>\n<p>One person said: &quot;Hilarious! Reminds me of when I asked my husband to buy me some shower gel when he was at the shop and he came home and handed me a bottle of Femfresh!! He thought it was just a body wash for women.. or was he trying to tell me something???&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Another wrote: &quot;This has to be the cutest Christmas list ever! But the Femfresh makes it! Make sure you print this and keep it as a memory forever!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Kelsey said: &quot;Everyone thinks it&apos;s for smell but it&apos;s for sensitivity, nothing to be embarrassed about. She&apos;s just seen it around the house.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I sent the list in the family group chat and they were in hysterics, they thought it was hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Everyone has been dying laughing. Amelia doesn&apos;t realise that its funny, she just thinks it&apos;s normal, she doesn&apos;t understand why everyone&apos;s laughing.<\/p>\n<p><b> <i>For more incredible stories from the Daily Star, make sure you sign up to one of our newsletters<\/i> <\/b> <b> <i>here<\/i> <\/b> <\/p>\n<p>&quot;I posted it on Facebook and people were saying all sorts. A lot of people had similar stories.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>In the spirit of Christmas, the mum-of-two says she will honour Amelia&apos;s request and add a packet of Femfresh to her stocking.<\/p>\n<p>Kelsey added: &quot;She still believes in Father Christmas so I&apos;ll definitely get her the Femfresh, I&apos;ve got to now. 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