{"id":164249,"date":"2022-09-24T08:27:01","date_gmt":"2022-09-24T08:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/precoinnews.com\/?p=164249"},"modified":"2022-09-24T08:27:01","modified_gmt":"2022-09-24T08:27:01","slug":"homeowner-wakes-up-to-dogging-couple-blocking-driveway-but-cant-confront-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/precoinnews.com\/world-news\/homeowner-wakes-up-to-dogging-couple-blocking-driveway-but-cant-confront-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Homeowner wakes up to dogging couple blocking driveway – but can’t confront them"},"content":{"rendered":"
A homeowner has described their shock after they were woken up by a couple who were dogging on their street in broad daylight. <\/p>\n
The shocked neighbour said they received an unwanted sex show, with no way to escape, after the inconsiderate lovers blocked their car.<\/p>\n
But the neighbour felt too uncomfortable to confront the loud lovers after they were caught romping shortly before 8 am outside the St Albans property.<\/p>\n
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Reddit user thequeenoftheandals called for advice on the platform and said: "Their windows are not tinted.<\/p>\n
"You can see all – and I mean all – the guy has an unremarkable penis and the woman has a lopsided left breast."<\/p>\n
The Redditor added that they "just want them to stop", however, being "quintessentially British" made it difficult to address the situation.<\/p>\n
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"I don\u2019t want to have to knock on their window whilst unremarkable penis is mid thrust to lopsided tit, with my bowl of Weetabix in hand, and ask them to f**k off," they said. <\/p>\n
"I just want them to f**k off without them knowing it\u2019s me."<\/p>\n
The post has since gone viral with thousands of users branding it "typical Brit behaviour" to not confront.<\/p>\n
One user said: "This calls for passive aggressive politeness. Wait till they finish then take them cups of tea."<\/p>\n
While another commented: "Put up a 'No Ball Games' sign."<\/p>\n
A third wrote: "Do the weetabix option, and take a video."<\/p>\n
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The flustered homeowner edited their original post and told users that they have put up a sign, reports Ladbible.<\/p>\n
Their fed-up neighbour Dave decided to confront the couple and said: "Unremarkable (man) got massively annoyed.<\/p>\n
"Wasn\u2019t embarrassed at all for being called out, but seemed vexed he got called dirty."<\/p>\n
The Redditor decided to call the police who arrived just as the couple had left. <\/p>\n
Officers agreed to do a drive by the next morning and suggested they put up a dummy camera.<\/p>\n
Thequeenoftheandals added: "I live such a sheltered life; I didn\u2019t even consider there could be a whole underground dogging network sharing dogging deets in St Albans! Mad!!"<\/p>\n
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